“Love…Thy Will Be Done” (Martika, 1991)

I really do consider this one of the most under-appreciated pop songs of all time. (Also, whenever Fergie gets her lazy arse around to recording another solo album, she really needs to call in Martika for a duet. Kids Incorporated reunion!)

I’ve had an awful lot of lovers…and a lot of awful lovers.
— Shirley MacLaine
Blonde Ambition shoe by Kobi Levi (kobilevidesign.blogspot.com)

Blonde Ambition shoe by Kobi Levi (kobilevidesign.blogspot.com)

It’s like frigging ‘Groundhog Day’ up in here

Dear God above, please stop sending my nearest co-worker’s mother-in-law to town so often so I can stop hearing her endless, resentment-laden stories about the bitch. Thanks!

Teeny head, ginormous body. Bad angle, to boot. No, French Elle.

Teeny head, ginormous body. Bad angle, to boot. No, French Elle.

Tags: just no
So against the advice of Tyler Coates,  I started graduate school at Sydney University a month ago. I’m  pursuing a master of film studies degree. Because I didn’t already watch  enough film as it was.
I’m watching this one tonight. Based on  preliminary scans of reviews and some sauntering about the Internet, I’m  not expecting to understand a lick of it. No matter. I’m guessing the  ferny production design (see poster above!!!!!!!!!!) will keep me piqued.

So against the advice of Tyler Coates, I started graduate school at Sydney University a month ago. I’m pursuing a master of film studies degree. Because I didn’t already watch enough film as it was.

I’m watching this one tonight. Based on preliminary scans of reviews and some sauntering about the Internet, I’m not expecting to understand a lick of it. No matter. I’m guessing the ferny production design (see poster above!!!!!!!!!!) will keep me piqued.

Oh hey Jolie can you make The Coked-Up Fern mixtape for everyone soon? Thanks muchly.