June 2011
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Watch“Love…Thy Will Be Done” (Martika, 1991)
I really do consider this one of the most under-appreciated pop songs of all time. (Also, whenever Fergie gets her lazy arse around to recording another solo album, she really needs to call in Martika for a duet. Kids Incorporated reunion!)
May 2011
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F.B.I. Is Looking at Unabomber in ’82 Tylenol Case →
WASHINGTON — The Federal Bureau of Investigation is examining whether Theodore J. Kaczynski, the Unabomber, was responsible for lacing several bottles of Tylenol with cyanide in 1982, bringing together two of the highest-profile domestic crimes of the late 20th century.
*sharp intake of breath* Eeeeek! One of the premier fern-era scandals may be solved, and what an amazing denouement it will...
April 2011
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Vegan Promoter Uses Photos of Meat and Dairy... →
In which we’re treated to the following lede:
VegNews, a “vegetarian lifestyle” magazine and Web site based in San Francisco, is eating a little crow.
Cheeky, New York Times. RUUULLLLLLL cheeky.
“I’ve had an awful lot of lovers…and a lot of awful lovers.”
– Shirley MacLaine
Amazing (if grammatically suspect) writeup on why... →
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It's like frigging 'Groundhog Day' up in here
Dear God above, please stop sending my nearest co-worker’s mother-in-law to town so often so I can stop hearing her endless, resentment-laden stories about the bitch. Thanks!
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February 2011
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December 2010
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November 2010
6 posts
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Really, just wondering...
WTF is a “decision point”? Is that actually something that exists? I’ve never heard that phrase in my life.
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WAIT HUH?!!
There are no pictures in the Ricky Martin book. So not right.
July 2010
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I'm excited about this, not gonna lie
One Spice World wasn’t enough for you? According to Baby Spice* (Emma Bunton), the girls are in negotiations with a production team to create a film out of the Spice Girls hits in the spirit of Mamma Mia!
*she was my favorite, yes she was.
Is this normal?
‘Frasier’ reruns make me feel all warm and fuzzy. They remind me of homework and high school and the early mid-’90s. *blushes*
June 2010
9 posts
Is it socially acceptable...
…to admit that I still find Scott Weiland hawt?
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I'm sorry? I need a study to tell me all of these... →
“Does nobody stay together anymore? Well, at least Captain and Tennille are still...”
– my mother, discussing the (upsetting) breakup of Al and Tipper Gore
May 2010
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The Name Game
I’m never actually having kids (they’re HEIN), but I always said that if I did, I’d name my son Andrew and my daughter Goldie. But lately I’ve really taken to the name Jesse. Is that acceptable, naming a kid Jesse? It is, right?
(And really, whatevs. You know I’ll have a cat named Jesse someday.)
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[ingests hemlock] →
Act of Contrition
I’m truly sorry for this, karma gods, but I’m getting such an insane amount of joy from Christina Aguilera’s current flameout. Keep the flops comin’, girly!
No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America... →
I want to know more about the whole “with a burrito in his pants” portion of this story.
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What Does This Say About Me?
That’s a rhetorical question, but today I looked around my desk at work and realized that I have the following as “decoration”:
-Framed Olivia Newton-John ‘Physical’ album
-Pictures of Betty White
-Picture of Alison Goldfrapp
-Picture of Dominick Dunne with the words CANAPE SLUT pasted on top (this is a ‘craft’ from Jolie and one of my most prized...
Annoying side effect of living in Australia
Glee episodes air about two weeks after they hit America. This means I get that annoying raft of “funny” lines on my Facebook status update feed twice.
OH MY GOD WAIT
Re: BELOW
BAI LING IS IN THE MOVIE!!
[insert Jolie’s Drudge Siren here]
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The Hotness of Sherilynn Fenn
I’ll be posting some sort of treatise on the genius that is Twin Peaks in the coming week—I’m currently rekindling a passionate love affair with season 1 on DVD—but as I’ve fallen down the Wikipedia Wormhole in the past hour, I must share what I just found this very minute. It’s Sherilynn Fenn’s blog.
I mean:
I have been on a self imposed...
I went out to a party called Kooky Super Gay last...