I like to think of myself as a man of many hats, even though I’m so not a man of many hats. Jonah Friedlander is a man of many hats. But anyway. Last night, I stayed sober(!) and if I were wearing a Jonah Friedlander-y hat, it would say IT WAS A HOMEMADE PERSIMMON COOKIES, TOFU/BROCCOLI STIRFRY AND ‘DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ KINDA NIGHT…